zoe. writer, baker and professional cat petter. i'm extremely attracted to basically everyone and i collect recipe books. salt and vinegar crisps are my ambrosia, gin my elixir. i'm much nicer on here than i am in real life, although i swear just as much. i try make my blog safe for everyone to view, the fifth item on the menu leads to my food tag, just to warn you. this bio is a terrible example of my writing skills. live long and prosper, kittens. also, as i said to anna on 03/10/2013, 'my life is basically one really long embarrassing porno'. icon by countdelafere.